The Slightly Unhinged Regulation Station

Tools for Entrepreneurs Building Businesses Through Grief, Trauma, Burnout, and Brilliance

You’re not broken. You’re looped. Let’s disrupt that.

You’ve tried logic. You’ve tried motivation. You’ve tried shaming yourself into movement.

But no matter how many “shoulds” you pile on, you’re still stuck in the same place:

Overthinking. Overworking. Overfreezing. Overfeeling.

And under-shown. Under-seen. Understood by exactly no one (especially not yourself).


The Regulation Station gives you a way out.


It’s a self-guided, pattern-based clarity tool designed to intercept the real reason you're stuck -

your nervous system's automatic protection loops -

and hand you tailored prompts that help you pivot, not perform.

What it is...

A plug-and-play clarity resource that helps you:

  • Interrupt the invisible thought loops keeping your voice tangled

  • Name the pattern and the nervous system state driving it

  • Regulate without bypassing

  • Say what you mean - clearly, confidently, and without oversharing or shutting down

This isn’t a course. There’s no learning curve.

Just the right words, in the right moment, to shift you back into yourself.

You don’t need another content system. You need a rescue rope.

One that’s:

  • Self-paced and sustainable

  • Built for verbal processors, neurodivergent brains, and freeze/fawn patterns

  • Designed to be opened mid-spiral, not bookmarked for later

  • Judgment-free, low-demand, and yes - you can use it while you're sobbing in frustration or before you chuck your laptop across the room

  • Sorting what’s true from what’s performative

  • Reconnecting to your message when your energy is shot

Why I Made This

Because running a business in the midst of trauma, grief, nervous system dysregulation, and neurodivergence is hard.

Because we can't wait to be "healed" before we do the things.

Because “just post it” isn’t helpful when your nervous system says, nope.

Because everyone tells you to be consistent - but no one helps you regulate your way into that.


This is that help.

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